Shooting coffee up the butt isn’t most people’s idea of a good time. They generally prefer to ignore this taboo organ (the colon) until their doctor makes them undergo a colonoscopy at 50 to check and make sure it won’t kill them.
However, there are plenty of reasons to embrace the frequent shooting of coffee up your butt, apart from keeping the colon spick and span.
Here are 6 other reasons
1. Enemas Have Been Used to Maintain Health for Thousands of Years
Back in the day, people had to approach health from a DIY perspective and focused more on sickness prevention and health maintenance, whereas nowadays people are accustomed to waiting for their body to be as messed up as possible before taking some pills or chemotherapy to regain their “health.”
Some of the earliest known medical writings, The Edwin Smith Papyrus (circa 1600 BC) and the Ebers Papyrus (circa 1550 BC), describe enemas in detail.
Hippocrates, the “Father of Western Medicine,” advocated enemas for the maintenance of optimal health.
Another early writing about internal cleansing with water is recommended and described in great detail in The Essene Gospel of Peace (Book 1, p 15-16), a Dead Sea Scrolls text written around the second century AD.
Native Americans from both North and South America used enema bags made from animal bladders and other materials for seasonal cleansing and to maintain regularity. Ancestral African tribes also made and used enema bags in using similar methods.
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Moral of the story: enemas weren’t invented yesterday, they are safe and their benefits have been well documented.
2. Less Food Sensitivities
A healthy, robust body should be able to handle anything with relative grace. A piece of cake every once in a while isn’t going to give a relatively healthy person brain fog, skin problems and other autoimmune issues.
Most people who suffer from food sensitivities have overburdened, toxic organs that can’t properly do their jobs and would benefit from coffee enemas.
3. Positively Affects Psychological Health
Your mind can only be as healthy and happy as the rest of your body. In one study, dietary changes, dry skin brushing, meditation and coffee enemas completely cured a woman suffering from Bipolar disorder and thoughts of suicide.
I noticeably feel more clear-headed and even-keeled since incorporating coffee enemas into my weekly health regime.
4. Better Skin
The skin is the largest organ, and its health reflects your overall health. If the liver and colon are in need of some tender loving care, impurities will be purged through the skin. Enemas reduce the toxic load and helps your liver and colon eliminate more efficiently so you don’t have to deal with acne, eczema, psoriasis and dermatitis.
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A 1982 study by the National Research Council (NRC) in the United States showed that coffee enemas have the power to reduce systemic toxicity by up to 700 percent. This is because caffeine and other beneficial compounds found in coffee — when not consumed by mouth and therefore diluted by the digestive tract — work together to stimulate the liver directly to increase production of glutathione S-transferase (GST). This is a powerful detoxifying enzyme that binds with, and flushes out, toxins in the body.”– Angela Doss
5. Improves Intestinal Health
By increasing bile flow, coffee enemas increase the alkalinity of the entire intestinal tract, making it less hospitable to parasites. This also helps destroy many other types of infections (yeast, candida) in the small and large intestines and improves flora quality.
"The findings in this study support the current body of evidence that coffee consumption is associated with a lower risk of developing advanced liver disease," said Bernstein, who directs hepatology at the Sandra Atlas Bass Center for Liver Diseases at Northwell Health in Manhasset, N.Y. The findings were presented Sunday at the annual meeting of the American Society for Nutrition, in Boston.
6. Helps Develop the Human Energy Fields
The combined effects of:
- Reducing congestion of the internal organs
- Enhancing lymphatic drainage
- Reducing autointoxication
- Neutralizing harmful frequencies in the body
- Enhancing and balancing the liver and large intestine meridians
- Improved activity of the energy centers
- Helps speed up spiritual development, or the growth of the subtle human energy fields, or Merkaba in Hebrew.
The Merkaba interacts with the ether field that exists around the body, and in all space. It acts as a transducer of etheric energy. This means that, due to its structure, it is able to extract and bring into the body a lot of etheric energy.
This new source of etheric energy assists with the healing of all illnesses, protects the body from some harm, and prolongs the life of the body.
The most important significance of the Merkaba is that it is the beginning of the growth of the monad, or spiritual man or woman. Another way to say this is that it is the beginning of the creator man or woman.
Most people do not realize that human beings can develop and change themselves from a purely physical creature into a creator being. Some call this a God being.
This being not only lives a long time, but develops unusual abilities. These include telepathy or clairaudience, clairvoyance or extended sight, and other abilities.
As this occurs, the person gains in health and happiness, which he or she naturally spreads to others, radiating blessings, joy and love to all the world. This is the ultimate human experience!”
One way to tell if you’re hydrated — your urine should be colorless or slightly yellow. If it’s not, you’re not getting enough water! Other signs include: Dry lips, dry mouth, and little urination.
Main takeaway functions of the Merkaba:
- Protection from entities (souls which attach to human beings)
- Protection from harmful electromagnetic fields
- Prolonging life
- Facilitating Joy
- New abilities-These may include a better memory, mental telepathy, or other abilities.
Since I’ve started coffee enemas, my memory has been exceptionally clear and my dreams extremely vivid. I can recall things from my childhood that I had thought to be long forgotten and recall abstract dates and scenes in surprising detail.
I can also remember my dreams long after waking, I need less sleep and my overall health and happiness has noticeably improved.
Naturopathic doctors have an arsenal of therapeutics available to enhance specific tissues, organs or systems including: lifestyle interventions, dietary modifications, botanical medicine, orthomolecular therapy (use of substances that occur naturally in the body such as vitamins, amino acids, minerals), and homeopathy.4.
Enemas aren’t a silver bullet to perfect health and spiritual development but they sure as hell help.